For
years con-servatives have made quite a wild, scattered and crazy case for
denying and muddying the climate change issue.
For
the longest time they declared climate change was “not happening” and “not
settled science”, and my favorite, “just a theory”.
I
suppose the theory of gravity is also debatable. Unlike the sun, I have never
seen gravity. I will therefore debate its existence. It cannot be settled
science if I can't see it. That just makes common sense to me.
When
cornered by facts supporting actual climate change, they then insisted “climate
change is always happening”. Or not, because we have winter storms and it snows
in Antarctica.
They
like to suggest global warming is caused by sunspots, moonbeams, "liberal
thermometers", all sorts of wacked out debris of detached discourse.
Although
the same silly science tells me CO2 is heavier than air. And it doesn't come
from the sun, it turns out.
Here
is what else I know. Thanks to peer reviewed science.
Global
sea level rose about 8 inches in the last century. The rate in the last two
decades is nearly double that of the last century. CO2 levels have
gone up drastically. Average temperatures have risen.
Coral reefs are bleaching.
Permafrost is thawing (releasing methane and more greenhouse
gasses). Plant species are migrating north. Glaciers have
disappeared and shrunk. Arctic Sea ice is vanishing, state-sized ice flows are
separating from Antarctica,...you know, observable reality.
There
is a certain political party, and certain corporate interests, that don't want
us to know these facts. In fact, their political
mission is to deny, demean, distract, deflect and deceive on the issue of
climate change.
Could this all be in the name of political power, and profit over people, profit over planet and profit Uber Alles?
Could
it have something to do with their not wanting to slow the upward distribution
of wealth to the already wealthiest persons and entities on the planet? Can't
be having that. Not in America, anyway.
The
fossil-fueled, corporate-funded denial industry has duped so many Americans
that we are the leading nation in the world in climate change denial. USA! USA!
We're number One!
We
are the global village idiots who pulled out of the Paris Accords. It's almost
like we are puppets of Putin's puppet.
Putin
or not, we are under the corrupt rule of the Cult of the Right-wing
Authoritarian Personalities. (C.R.A.P.) Bad things happen when they run the
show. Last time they were in charge they collapsed the economy and started a war
that spawned ISIS.
But,
hey. “Priorities”. “Values”.
These are the lessons I have learned in studying “How
To Think Like A Con-servative”.
First
we demean “loonie liberals”, accuse them of hating America and having no
values. Then we blame them for anything we don’t like, and accuse them of causing
everything bad.
Then
we undermine climate science by framing researchers as a Global Conspiracy of
Evil Climate Scientists. (Unlike oil corporations, they will LIE just to get
more money! Grrr. That makes me very angry.)
Then we crank up the
hate and demonize journalism as the enemy of the people, just to level the
playing field. A Republican grabbing a reporter named Jacobs by the neck and throwing
him to the ground was something to be cheered and joked about.
Just a few samples of
far Right civility and basic human decency:
Rush called Jacobs “a
pajama boy journalist” who was “insolent … disrespectful … whiny and moany.”
CNN correspondent Kyung
Lah went to a polling place to interview voters and reported that nearly
everyone she talked with said they weren’t changing their vote:
She tweeted: MT GOP
voter, upon learning we're from @CNN: "You're lucky someone doesn't pop
one of you."
And:
"That audio made me
cheer." A woman told CNN as she smiled and walked in to vote for
Gianforte.
Fox contributor: Rachel Campos-Duffy: This guy was not a
reporter looking for a fair story. He was obviously doing a take down on him.
And this guy got his back up -- he got a little bit of Montana Justice.
Rob O'Neill: I am from Montana. The guy he is
running against is all about the environment and all of this stuff all of
a sudden. What happened there in Montana, apparently the
snowflake reporter invaded Gianforte's safe space. We have
a saying up there, "you mess around, you mess around, you might not
be around...granted I'm not condoning the body slam. I think it's kind of funny
based on my history. “
Dana Loesch: First off, you can believe
two things simultaneously. That Gianforte behaved wrongly. You can believe
that, But you can also, Tucker, believe that the media in some respects is
culpable. The violent progressive left is in some respects, culpable...
. I had so many people who called in to my radio program today, Tucker,
who said you know what? Maybe the media deserves it.
The Con-servative Sinclair
Broadcasting Montana NBC Affiliate reportedly refused to cover the Gianforte
story.
A Texas Tribune reporter
snapped a photo of Republican Governor Abbott showing off his target sheet on
Friday, after which the governor “jokingly” pointed to the bullet holes
and said, “I’m gonna carry this around in case I see any reporters,” according
to reporter Patrick Svitek.
Are we clear where we stand here, my fellow Real
Americans?
We’re on to a great formula for success here! All we have to do is believe we are right.
The secret to how to think like a con-servative is this:
Believe the C.R.A.P.
Believe Republicans and Breitbart, and believe FOX and Limbaugh. Believe anything and anyone that tells us to hate and blame liberals, to distrust and resent minorities, to demonize journalism, public education, and politically incorrect science. It's so simple. Just believe; no need to think.
Now let's deregulate polluters, and let Wall Street do as it pleases. Let’s gut public education. Corporate schools and FOX will make sure
is our children learning.
Let’s cut taxes for the rich and let their brats inherit
billions tax free. (Here’s looking at you Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. We know you
deserve every dime.)
It’s high time to slash corporate tax rates, eliminate
minimum wages, destroy unions, privatize infrastructure, privatize prisons, privatize
national parks, privatize Social Security, cut Medicare and food stamps for the
poor, let them drink lead...
And before you know it, America will be great
again.
Yee haw!