Monday, July 23, 2018

It Just Makes Sense

Only the closed mind of a Leftist progressive can't absorb the simple truth about far Right conservatives. I am unique among my kind in that I've learned they have All the Answers. It just makes sense.

Here’s proof why liberals are always wrong. Every time we contradict or disagree with Trump’s alt-Right and Evangelical Right conservatives it is based on the totally biased, liberal misinformation we get from non-Republican sources.

These sources of information must be rejected out of hand because "liberal media" means “fake news” and that means "commie media" and that means "enemy of the people"...and  because they call out Trump's so-called lies. No lies! No lies. YOU’RE the liar!

Boy are we a bunch of manipulated suckers! We believe ANYTHING. Like Hillary DIDN’T run a child sex ring?? Who could be so gullible to buy that?

I've learned Alex Jones is the nation's cutting edge journalist, trusted completely by our president. I will trust him too. He has All the Answers.

I've learned to trust the National Enquirer as the Paper of Record in Trump America.  Like FOX(R) and Breitbart, and Limbaugh, it is not to be questioned. They are NOT biased, and report only the alternative facts that matter. They all know Trump never lies. He tells it like it is.

And they have All the Answers, too

I've learned every liberal is a commie deep down, even if we don't like Putin and his Puppet. It is Stalin we truly revere. We yearn for reeducation camps and labor in the gulag when we say something against a leader. (That would be a WHITE and wealthy leader.) We deserve nothing more.

And we want to be just like Venezuela too! Whatever they have down there has to be better than here. I like bananas. All Liberals like bananas, so they must all like Venezuela. It just makes sense.

Now I know better. I know who has All the Answers.

That's when I learned what liberals want. We hate freedom, and want to be fed by the government for all our lives. We don't want to work for it either. We just want to take from hard-working REAL Americans, like the “very fine people” with the tiki torches.

I learned we want open borders. No. We don't want ANY borders. We want all Mexicans, and even terrorists, to just come in. We want the government to feed them too! And give them jobs, but only if they want them.

That's how we stupid libs think. We're so stupid we think Putin doesn't love us and have our best interests in mind. He loves Trump! And that means he loves America. It just makes sense.

Because of Trump Derangement Syndrome we don't think Trump will make America great again. Even with Putin's help. Even with more lead in the water and chemicals in the air. Even with huge tax cuts to help out the poor Kochs, Waltons, Mercers, Sinclairs, Adelsons, and other great Americans who are better than us. What’s good them is good for all of us.

It just makes sense.

Liberals have such bad TDS they want war with Russia! 

That’s why they say Trump was Putin’s Puppet when he wisely agreed with Putin over his National Security Adviser, bi-partisan Senate committees, the FBI, and CIA and most of America. 

Even Republican Will Hurd of Texas said:

The president’s failure to defend the United States intelligence community’s unanimous conclusions of Russian meddling in the 2016 election and condemn Russian covert counterinfluence campaigns and his standing idle on the world stage while a Russian dictator spouted lies confused many but should concern all Americans. By playing into Vladimir Putin’s hands, the leader of the free world actively participated in a Russian disinformation campaign that legitimized Russian denial and weakened the credibility of the United States to both our friends and foes abroad

They ALL have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

It just makes sense.

Here’s the truth: Trump never lies.

So-called progressives don’t get it. They think everybody should be better off, and have an education and health care. That stuff is for those who DESERVE it. No Free Stuff for lazy takers who hate America and think Trump is a liar.

Liberals are losers. It is their curse to ask dumb questions and “read stuff”, and to not trust and follow our authoritarian leaders to glory and greatness.

Liberals just don’t make sense.


Infidel753 said...

Dave, even if you've decided to become a conservative, there's no need to take the opioid use to that level right away. :-)

Jefferson's Guardian said...

"...there's no need to take the opioid use to that level right away." ~~ Infidel753


I agree --no need to jump off the ledge like a certain alt-right troll who frequents this blog. ;-)

Ironically, Trumpists get their free "meds", you can bet, from one of the social safety-nets they rail against most: "socialized medicine".

Medicare, most probably Medicaid, is keeping so many of them alive, albeit barely -- if you can consider their hate-filled racist hypocritical existences, "living".

Alas, most continue to believe their Republican Jesus will save, if not their failing bodies, at least their blackened and hardened souls.

The joke's on them, though, because their Jesus is a "liberal". Always has been -- always will be.

Jefferson's Guardian said...

"Here’s the truth: Trump never lies." ~~ Dave Dubya

Dave, please allow me to correct your sentence. Don't forget, you must include the "double negative".

Corrected, a la Trump style, it should read: Trump never never lies.

Jefferson's Guardian said...

Don't forget, Dave, peace is in our times. We have no enemies, certainly not Russia or China or North Korea --they're our esteemed "competitors".

Only our former allies are a danger to us, and their miniscule defense budgets pose no threat.

Trump has this all figured out. He'll revoke all security clearances -- since peace is at hand -- and he'll slash the war budget down to a quarter of its current bloated size, maybe even less. The military-industrial-complex is about to be dismantled.

Peace and tranquility are upon us. Why didn't the left see this coming?

Majormajor said...


RE: "The Right has all the answers"

You are 100% correct!!

I've asked leftist many times for an answer to our southern border problems. To date I have not received an answer.

I wish you the best in your "transition" from a leftist to a right thinking American patriot. I hope your surgery is not too painful and your recovery time is short.

Your's in Making America Great Again,


TB3 said...

"Peace and tranquility are upon us. Why didn't the left see this coming?"

I believe the appropriate answer to this question is, and I quote, "Womp Womp".

Jefferson's Guardian said...

"I've asked leftist many times for an answer to our southern border problems. To date I have not received an answer." ~~ Majormajor (aka unacknowledging Chuck)

Chuck, your non-acknowledgement of the solution I provided does not constitute not providing an answer.

Just because you don't agree with the answer does not mean one wasn't given. I've already told you this...what, twice now?

But you already knew this.

By the way, why do you always insist on not using the plural version of the word "leftist"? Does Texas not teach grammar and punctuation in public schools?...or would English programs cut high school football budgets too much?

Jefferson's Guardian said...

"[Dave],I hope your surgery is not too painful and your recovery time is short." ~~ Majormajor (disingenuous Chuck)

Dave, I didn't realize you had surgery planned. Is it for the removal of the pain-in-the-ass you had wanted for so long?

Granted, it's elective surgery, nevertheless wishing you a quick and speedy recovery also.

Jefferson's Guardian said...

Key GOP senators rip Trump's farm bailout: 'America’s farmers don’t want to be paid to lose' ~~ Kevin Breuninger,, July 24, 2018

Republican senators condemned the Trump administration's recently announced plans to bail out U.S. farmers hit by crippling tariffs on their goods.

“This trade war is cutting the legs out from under farmers and the White House’s ‘plan’ is to spend $12 billion on gold crutches," said Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse.

Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker called on the Trump administration to "reverse course and end this incoherent" tariff and said the administration was "offering welfare to farmers to solve a problem they themselves created."

Yes, the most corrupt and incorrigible administration in modern history -- by far. Always playing to its base and leaving the rest of the nation in its wake. Most corrupt. No doubt.

Majormajor said...

"the most corrupt and incorrigible administration in modern history" because JG said so or does he have proof? In the three times I've asked him this, he has yet to answer. Could it be he has no proof?

Dave Dubya said...

Hey, snowflake. Don't knock it 'til you try it. ;-)

"I hope your surgery is not too painful and your recovery time is short."

Thank you komrad! It was amazing how clear headed I got after my conservative conversion surgery. America just got greater!

It's quite a show, watching it all circle the drain, faster and faster. The conservative conversion surgery was painless. I don't even remember what the heck a "lobotomy" is anymore.

"Peace and tranquility are upon us." Until our stable genius starts his war with Iran to distract us from Putin's Puppetry, and to get re-elected. At least that was what he projected onto Obama.

We could remind MM that peace and tranquility is like Alcoholics Anonymous. One day at a time.

Jefferson's Guardian said...

"President Trump drew comparisons to George Orwell’s 1984 in an attack on the media during a speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars national convention Tuesday.

In his address to the convention in Kansas City, Trump defended his decision to slap tariffs on the U.S.’s trading partners. As Trump told the crowd that 'it’s all working out,' he warned those in the audience against believing what they see in the news.

'What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,' Trump said.

For some, the quote immediately recalled a line from Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984: 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
" ~~ MAHITA GAJANAN, Time, July 24, 2018

Eerie, freaky, creepy. That's the calling card of Donald Trump, and his loyal troope of under-educated and low-information supporters.

Was just going to ask who has read 1984, but decided instead to ask who hasn't. I'll bet there's one troll we all know who has not.

The "it's all working out" quote from the twit-in-chief refers to his program to compensate farmers for lost revenue through his very selective welfare program.

What's that?!?!...Republicans abandoning the "free market" and bailing out corporations with taxpayer money?! The horror! The shame!

Dave Dubya said...

"What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening".

History should regard this Orwellian fascist projection line as the motto of the far Right agenda and Trump era.

Let's try this all-encompassing motto out:

FOX(R): "What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening".

Bretibart: "What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening".

Limbaugh: "What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening".

Majormajor: "What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening".

Yep. Fits them all perfectly.

Majormajor said...

Dave, sounds like you're "a friend of Bill".

Dave Dubya said...

I'm more a friend of some friends. I enjoy a few adult beverages a couple times a month or so.

Moderation isn't easy for some. A couple buddy's couldn't stop. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, nightcap, etc.

Like cancer, it's a disease I wouldn't wish on anyone. I've seen enough of both.

Majormajor said...


If you have seen enough of both why do you allow my diseases to be a source of mockery for JG? Or is it just old fashion name calling?

Dave Dubya said...

Is he really mocking your diseases? Or is he attacking your position against access to public health care?

If he said, "Ha, ha, you have cancer!" that would be mockery and hate.

What DID he say?

Majormajor said...

Oh give me a break Dave, stop playing stupid.

TB3 said...

Give him a break, Dave. MM wants to be able to sling it, not have to receive it.

Majormajor said...

Screw you where you like it the best TB3. LOL hahaha, old fashion joke right?
I sling it back is what you don't like

Jefferson's Guardian said...

Yeah, Dave, give me a break! ;-)

Jefferson's Guardian said...

So Chuck, are you receiving Medicaid or Medicare benefits?

Jefferson's Guardian said...

"...sounds like you're 'a friend of Bill'." ~~ Majormajor

Chuck, I know you're convinced my name is Bill. If that's what you want to think, you're not offending me.

William is a very noble and proud name. I like it!

Majormajor said...
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Majormajor said...


Your last post you just proved how stupid you really are. Ask Dave what it means to be a "friend of Bill", as I have more important things to attend to (organize my sock drawer) than educated you any further.

Jefferson's Guardian said...

Chuck, are you receiving Medicare or Medicaid benefits to offset your cancer treatments? What about for your heart surgery?

Majormajor said...


Still stupid I see.

Jefferson's Guardian said...

Chuck, I'm not trying to be stupid. That's your domain, and I'm not going to intrude upon that which you do exceptionally well.

I'm only interested in knowing how you're financing your treatments for your disease. Are you being assisted by any government programs?...or are you self-funding everything on your own?

I fought the lawn. And the lawn won. said...

Hey, troll boy, answer the question!