It's past time to scream at the ill-informed American public that Socialism is their best hope.
Republican conservatism, henceforth called Corporatism, does nothing to put food on hungry jobless Americans' tables. It does nothing to provide health care to those without insurance.
Since all I have as a national platform is my little blog, (and I thank you, my dear loyal readers. All twelve of you) I will have to share my Lottery Fantasy Social Movement Platform here at Freedom Rants.
I always thought if the wealthy elite really loved America, they would pay their taxes and shut up. I am so sick of whiney-assed, greedy, rich jerks crying about not having more money.
So, what would I do if I were one of the super rich?
Just imagine what could be accomplished if someone with a heart had the money Rush Limbaugh has. His latest Contract on America is about 400 million bucks.
I have some ideas that could come in handy to launch Operation American Freedom.
Wouldn’t it be fun to buy up radio stations and broadcast Air America into the Red South and West? We could hire Southerners to talk to their people about Wall Street Republicans treating them as slave labor.
How about funding the campaigns of non-corporatist Democratic opponents of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi? Maybe we could put up some billboards in California and Nevada with pictures of Harry and Nancy next to Bush/Cheney and say, “Let’s impeach the war crimes appeasers".
I would also put billboards on every highway stating these points.
WAKE UP AMERICA! DEMOCRACY: USE IT OR LOSE IT!
1. Corporatism Failed You!
2. With regulated Capitalism, Socialism is the sane alternative.
3. Socialism is NOT Communism.
Then I’d print up a few million bumper stickers with these slogans to pass out free at demonstrations, concerts, and other gatherings.
I think I would also donate money to replace all touch screen voting machines in Democratic –leaning precincts with accurate paper trail ballots.
How about funding some urban youth recreation centers with messages on the walls reading, “Republicans Hate You”, “Don’t Let Them Play You For Chumps”, and “Take Your Future Back”.
I would give NORML and the ACLU a couple million dollars each.
I would buy air time in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan and apologize in the name of our people for the crimes our government committed against them. And I would denounce both Bush and bin-Laden as terrorists.
I could probably think of a few more things to do if I had the money, but by this time I’d likely be taken out by some Reich Winger or government spook.